AISubs v3.7
I don't like it!
I've done a lot of stupid things for the 10th time.
But sometimes I want to do something for you who are encouraged.
After all, if it's only in Japanese,
your mouth is wide.
Let's do it one more time.
After all, if it's only in Japanese,
You are trapped in words with wide mouths.
So I want to make use of other languages as well.
Therefore, I have created a course.
It's "Heikaiwa" course.
"Heikaiwa" course.
"Heikaiwa"?
"Heikaiwa"!
"Heikaiwa"?
It's not "Heikaiwa".
It's "Heikaiwa".
"Onara" (fart)
I know it.
Do you learn "onara" these days?
It's "bachi bachi" "onara" (fart)
There are times when strange subtitles are inserted in "Toukaiwa" videos.
Yes, there are.
But we are good at "Heikaiwa".
Oh, you naturally do it.
Yes.
This time, I would like to learn it again or do it like that.
Course one.
Yes.
It's "listening".
"listening"?
Yes.
I'm going to play a light video now.
Yes.
Please answer what I'm saying lightly.
Can you answer it lightly?
Yes.
Lesson one.
Yes.
Stop it.
At least you say it.
I'll say it.
Yes.
Lesson one.
Here it is.
Finally, I would like to ask you one thing.
What benefits will you bring to our company?
That's right.
I have leadership, so I can raise the morale of the entire team.
And...
I see.
Finally, I would like to say this to you.
Hey!
Hey! Stop it!
I don't know!
I'm not a professional!
The last one.
I got the best one in 2022.
How long do you think fans will watch this kind of lame video?
Thank you so much!
Can I say it one more time?
Please think about meeting us.
What benefits will you bring to us?
I have leadership, so I can give command to the whole team.
And...
I see.
Finally, I have something to say to you.
Hey!
No way!
Don't give me such a quiz!
It's not a quiz. It's a lecture.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Tell me the answer!
How long do you think you can work without delay?
The answer is...
I like healthy eggs.
What?
You made it boring.
What?
This video...
Don't scold me!
It's not that cheap.
I had a hard time making it.
It's not my egg.
What is it?
It's fried chicken.
Fried chicken!
It's fried chicken!
Fried chicken!
No way!
Why?
Is there more?
Yes, in the second half...
I see.
Finally, I'd like to say this to you.
I know what you're talking about!
Are you ready?
Both of you!
Isn't it the same?
- Shut up! - That's it, right?
- Normally... - That's it, right?
- Yeah... - Put that in perspective and look at it again.
- That's right. - Wait a minute...
- It's fine, but... - Everyone, stop it!
- Put it in properly!
- The alcohol, cigarettes and "shut up", right? - Put it in properly.
I'll ask you one last question, but what benefits will you bring to us?
That's right! I have leadership, so I can raise the morale of the entire team!
And...
I see. Then, I will send you these words from me.
- The "shut up" at the end was just right. - Yeah, it was just right.
- We've created a space for American jokes. - Yeah.
- And with that, our listening lesson is over. - Yes.
- Repeat after me! - Huh?
I'd like you to pronounce the word "shut up" that appeared in this textbook.
So, please pronounce it for me.
- Something like... - No.
- Oh, you can't. - With your butt.
- Oh! - "Shut up" is a bad word.
- Oh, it looks good. - "Shut up" is a well - known...
- Does the smell have anything to do with the alcohol? - Unfortunately, it doesn't.
- Only the sound. - It's better if it doesn't smell.
- It's not bad. - If you close it too much...
- If you open it too much... - If you open it too high, it won't sound good.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- "Shut up!" - Oh, I can't say that.
- Your lungs are like... "ouch, ouch, ouch!" - Because...
- My lips are shaking. - Yeah.
- When I do it with my mouth.
- Like this. - Oh, like this.
- I'm closing my buttocks, but softly. - Yeah.
- Here we go.
- Fart.
- That's totally different. - Totally different.
- That was cute. - Do you know what it is? - I don't know.
- Stop it! - Let me show you a question.
- I'll do it like this. - Yes. - Shut up!
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Isn't it a little high? - Isn't it a little high?
- It was definitely a fake. - It's high!
- Low ones are hard. - Yeah.
- Oh, I got it! - Oh!
- I thought it would be a shorter song. - It's a little short, but...
- Here we go. - Oh!
- Oh, I forgot. - It was like a conversation.
- Yeah. - It was like "excuse me".
- Okay, let's leave "shut up" for now. - Yes.
- It was hard. - It's scary how you edited it.
- But it's the same thing. - Yes. - We'll play the same kind of video. - Yes.
- First of all, please answer "what am I saying?" with a listening question. - Okay.
Hey, Jessica, what are you doing, Tom?
- Hey, show me one last time!
- Please watch it as a listening question.
- "Hey, Jessica, what are you doing, Tom?"
- Where did you get this hair from?
- What's with this length?
- It's more like a muscle than a hair.
- You don't have to do it like that.
- "What are you doing, Tom?"
- It's Tom's line. - Yes. - It's Tom's line.
- I don't know how far Tom can go.
- "Hey, Jessica, what are you doing, Tom?"
I know the answer.
Tom...
Me.
Jessica.
Tom...
Jessica.
Tom is really into it.
Tom...
Tom's answer is amazing.
Tom...
He did that after I said it.
Can I say this?
Tom...
I love you.
I think so.
And...
Jessica's dirty answer is...
Me too.
And...
Tom...
I love you.
And the last one...
Jessica...
Me.
I think it's "me too."
I think it's correct.
Oh!
"I love you" is correct.
Can I say it?
It's correct.
Tom...
Will you marry me?
Oh!
I see.
Do you want me to ask you that?
Yes.
Hey, Jessica, what are you doing, Tom?
Tom...
Say it properly!
Don't say "Tom" and "Tom" at the same time.
So...
Jessica and Tom, will you marry me?
Tom...
This is crazy.
This is long.
This is crazy.
Is this really human hair?
I've never had hair like this in my life.
This is too high for me.
Is it possible for my hair to go up like this?
Jessica and Tom, will you marry me?
It's coming.
- What? - It's probably short.
- Pull it back. - Okay.
I'll take it out.
It's...
It's really puffy.
There aren't many correct answers.
- If you don't say it... - I'm sorry.
It's really puffy.
We're finally going home.
If we don't get any answers like this in videos like this...
It's not easy because we're not working.
What do you think we're doing?
Are you serious?
It's getting more and more uncomfortable, so we have to get answers.
You're getting impatient and nervous, aren't you?
I'm going to press the reader point now.
Oh, I got it!
Oh, no!
If you don't say it, you're in trouble.
When you look in the camera, you look like you're in trouble.
Oh, no!
Huh?
You just said "huh?"
Oh, I can't get it.
Oh, here it is!
Western food store!
Do you know western food?
It's something you can do infinitely.
Put it in lightly...
Oh, I'm sorry for pulling the camera for this.
It's coming out.
Oh, my God!
I'm scared of this.
It's been a while since I felt like this.
Oh, it's already charged!
I'm going!
I love you.
That was close!
Oh no, I'm gonna puke!
Go to the bathroom.
This is bad.
It's like an opera singer.
Can you play "farming" one more time?
Tetsuya might be singing it.
Tetsuya is an ace!
Wow, amazing!
Do you hear the sound?
It's amazing!
It sounds like you're hungry.
Wow, amazing!
It's so convenient!
Oh, it's coming!
Stand up and close your mouth!
I'm going!
What?!
Oh!
This is...
Wow!
You puked!
I puked a little, in the middle.
Wow!
Look at the length...
It was like this from the middle of it, in the end it kept coming out.
Clear...?
Clear...
Come on, spit it out!
Spit it out with habit!
Come on, I want to puke!
Are you done?
I'm done.
Are you done?
I'm done.
But just by looking at you...
Let's look back at today's lesson and end it for today.
I'll ask you one last question.
What benefits will you bring to our company?
That's right.
I have leadership, so I can raise the morale of the entire team.
And...
I see.
Finally, I'd like to say this to you.
I'm sad.
I'm really sorry.
You failed today.
[Today's topic is...]
[What happens if you don't say goodbye?]
As far as I know,
it's "botsu-girigiri-tai".
It's "giri-tai", isn't it?
It's "sayonara", isn't it?
I don't want to say goodbye.
Where are you going?
Hey!
I don't want to say goodbye, either.